'We value your feedback' by Sarah Masters

Complete these sentences so they are true for you. Don’t spend too long on each answer. When you have finished, please press ‘submit’.

    1. I have a life plan…
    a) for the next 10 years  
    b) as long as the money lasts  
    c) for the next 5 minutes

    2. I am where I want to be …
    a) which is chilling on a beach
    b) as soon as I’ve found my passport
    c) so long as no one knows where that is

    3. I have…
    a) a friend in Scotland Yard  
    b) an alibi  
    c) something unmentionable next door

    4. I am good at …
    a) looking like butter wouldn’t melt  
    b) hiding the evidence  
    c) hiding

    5. I would enjoy attending a party in my honour …
    a) very much – who’s coming?  
    b) as soon as I’ve received my new identity  
    c) Wait, what?

    6. I think about why people do the things they do
    a) because empathy is my middle name  
    b) before I take action   
    c) How did you get this number?

    7. I have trouble controlling my impulses.
    a) You’ve got the wrong person
    b) Not any more
    c) Who is this?

    8. I try to avoid conflict…
    a) though if others want it, who am I to stop them?  
    b) occasionally  
    c) It wasn’t my fault!

    9. When I’m angry I usually…
    a) call a helpful friend  
    b) bargain  
    c) commit an unspeakable act

    10. My next step is…
    a) I’ll order another G&T  
    b) I’ll call my alibi  
    c) Are you serious?

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