I love you
I love you too
I love you three
I love you more
Are you saying I love you less?
No, only that I love you more than you can say
You mean I can’t say as much as you?
You’re taking my words too literally
You want me to take your words illiterately?
Now you’re getting your words mixed up
Are you patronising me?
No more than you’re patronising me!
Oh, so you’re doing it less this time?
I hate you when you’re like this
I hate you too
I hate you three
I hate you more