My wife didn’t make a meal of it when she became snow. One
day, she was ordinary, maybe getting a little squishy in the belly and
cushioned in the seat, then she was snow.
‘Coke?’ she
said.
I looked up from Survivor, the word glittered, frosted to
her lips.
‘Better
turn the heating off,’ she said.
It was teatime. I fancied chips, but cooking was out. It was
salads all the way.
‘Should we
do something?’ I said.
She spread out white hands. ‘What’s to do?’
Her fingertip dripped. I wiped the laminate when she left
the room and opened the window to keep things cool.
It
wasn’t summer, that was
something, I said. She agreed it was. I moved the mattress to the
kitchen and we slept on the floor with the freezer open, she curled
towards it like a polar
bear wobbling on a bit of ice. I suppose I could have slept in the
bedroom and
left her to it, but I always got to sleep to the sound of her breathing.
Without it, my dreams were stifling, lacking a breeze.
Come morning, I opened
my eyes
and saw my hand had migrated to her breast in the night. The snow there
was lacy, full of dark holes, melted to the shape of my palm. A clump
fell like a
bird on a trembling branch.
‘Does it
hurt?’ I said.
‘Not
really.’
My wife looked down, one side of her chest melting, the other firm
as snowballs pressed by red hands.
‘It really
came down in the night,’ she said.
She looked out the window, clouds shaved off flakes of snow like dead skin.
Big flakes hid in the white carpet on the ground. I walked into the back yard. My
wife stood at the door watching me scoop, feathers of cold at her mouth.
‘Can I?’ I
said.
She nodded. I patted her chest in the doorway, taking an
hour to make one mound of snow the same as the other. I was harder than I
thought. A little more snow here, a little less there. She looked up and out.
‘Looks like
its going to be a hell of a winter.’
‘I hope
so,’ I said.
That is totally barmy. :) Can I assume you're the same writer who wrote that story at Costa about cutting a boyfriend in two?
ReplyDeleteMad as a box of frogs - wonderful!
ReplyDeleteI love your surreal stories, and this one is excellent!
ReplyDeleteglad you liked it shirley and conboy. Yes, Mikey Jackson that was me (I don't just write weird ones- honest! They're my happy hour away from the other sort of ones :)
ReplyDeleteAh, thought it was you. :) I loved that boyfriend splitting one.
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