'Discernments' by J. Edward Kruft

The absolute best things about NYC:
    • Nobody just “drops by”
    • No lawn to mow
    • Totally, utterly anonymous
    • Elevators
    • The subway
    • NYPD
    • 5th Avenue
    • Parades
    • Street Fairs
    • Greenwich Village
    • Carnegie Deli
    • SNL
    • Williamsburg
    • NYU
    • Visitors from all over the world
    • No car to park
    • Jaywalking

The absolute worst things about NYC:
    • Jaywalking
    • No car to park
    • Visitors from all over the world
    • NYU
    • Williamsburg
    • SNL
    • Carnegie Deli
    • Greenwich Village
    • Street Fairs
    • Parades
    • 5th Avenue
    • NYPD
    • The subway
    • Elevators
    • Totally, utterly anonymous
    • No lawn to mow
    • Nobody, and I mean nobody, just “drops by”

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J. Edward Kruft has published in MoonPark Review and Pithead Chapel among others. Generally quite social, he nevertheless enjoys going to restaurants, and especially movies, alone. He lives with his husband and their adoptees – Siberian Husky Sasha Maria and Pom-Chow Nina Garcia – in NYC and Georgia.